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Funny Hot Sauce Set
Funny Hot Sauce Set
Our Price: $24.95


Almost nothing can make you laugh more than watching your friend in pain except perhaps the labels on these hot sauces. Sauces that are made to achieve both goals – laughing and pain are included in this set.
Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce
Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


Hemorrhoid Helper is made with only the freshest of ingredients and you can buy it today from InsaneChicken.Hemorrhoid Helper hot sauce is a hot sauce packed full of delicious habanero peppers that will add a little kick to any meal. If you are tired of bland foods and you enjoy the flavor of fresh habaneros, sweet onion and garlic than this is the sauce for you. This sauce is made with only the freshest and best quality ingredients so it truly stands out among the crowd.


Ass Whoopin' Redneck Sauce
Ass Whoopin' Redneck Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


Ass Whoopin' Red Neck Sauce It's Some Hot Sh*t Y'all! Made with Habanero peppers this sauce from the south make an excellent ingredient for stews, chilis or to use as a wing sauce. Sure to fire up y'er squirrel, possum, rabbit and most other roadkill!


Matteo's Rear Trauma Hot Sauce
Matteo's Rear Trauma Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


Matteo's Hot Sauce line is packed full of fresh ingredients. This sauce, like his other sauces and salsas has bits of fresh peppers and vegetables floating around in the wonderful hot sauce. If you like your orange juice with the pulp in it - this sauce is right up your ally. Don't let the label scare you - this stuff is hot but, not dangerous - pour it on.


Matteo's Red Headed Step Sauce
Matteo's Red Headed Step Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


This sauce may look silly and have a vague background but, it is really one great sauce! The ingredients are fresh and noticeably present in the sauce. It is made by the Restaurant owner/chef of Matteos Salsa Loco in Bethany Beach, Delaware.


Trailer Trash Hot Sauce
Trailer Trash Hot Sauce
Our Price: $4.95


Well, not all trailer trash stays where it belongs - in the trailer park. Sometimes there is an escape. This sauce happened to followed a few punks out of the park and it has been on the loose ever since. There's something so liberating about slumming it


Tighty Whitey Hot Sauce
Tighty Whitey Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


Tighty Whitey Hot Sauce. Tighten up your briefs for this one of a kind hot sauce that will be sure to light your butt on fire! Squeeze the brief's and let one rip!! We are not responsible for wet farts. This sauce has no fat, no calories and has low carbs!


Don't Piss Me Off Hot Sauce
Don't Piss Me Off Hot Sauce
Our Price: $6.95


Watch out! This one has an attitude! This sauce was made from ill tempered and agitated ingredients. You know what they say...spare the rod spoil the sauce. Why don't we see how you handle this sauce with its’ bad attitude. The bottle is accompanied by a key chain that will...well...allow you to show your displeasure if by some chance someone is unlucky enough to "piss you off".


Ass in the Tub Hot Sauce
Ass in the Tub Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


Caution: this pepper sauce is seriously hot. In fact, this is about as hot as it gets. It's brutal, it's monumental, it's Armageddon - it's your ass!


Potty Mouth Hot Sauce w/ Toilet Key Chain
Potty Mouth Hot Sauce w/ Toilet Key Chain
Our Price: $5.95


Potty Mouth Hot Sauce complete with toilet bowl keychain. Is your mouth down in the dumper? Use this Hot Sauce in place of mouthwash and you'll be spittin' fire all day long


Mac Daddy Hot Sauce
Mac Daddy Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


This is a hot sauce with street creds and attitude. Only bad asses should attempt to take this kind of heat!


Ass in the Tub Armageddon Special Reserve
Ass in the Tub Armageddon Special Reserve
Our Price: $9.95


This outrageous sauce is guaranteed to burn twice! The hottest in the "Ass in the Tub" series.


Pain & Suffering
Pain & Suffering
Our Price: $5.95


How hot can you take it? First there's the pain and then there's more pain.


The Sauce That Killed Kenny
The Sauce That Killed Kenny
Our Price: $5.95


The Sauce That Killed Kenny - You Bastards! Poor Kenny one day he is a happy go lucky kid, next day he is dead from explosive ass syndrome. If he had only used his hot sauce one drop at a time!


Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce
Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


One drop will stoopify you. This sauce will make you taste the IQ points melting away. 1 drop will stoopify ya!! Use with caution, one drop at a time. Liquid Stupid for those of us who don't know the real spelling of the word stoopid.


Ass in Space Hot Sauce
Ass in Space Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


Ass-tronomically Hot! In a galaxy far, far away... An evil pepper sauce of an unknown molecular structure has made its way to Earth. Its mission is to boldly go where no pepper sauce has gone before. Caution: this peppers sauce is seriously hotter than the original Ass-in-the-Tub. We might sound like we're bragging, but actually, we're just giving advance notice that its going to burn on the way in and....well, you get the picture. It's a moving experience.


Brand New Asshole
Brand New Asshole
Our Price: $5.95


You want a change? Need something new? This hot sauce may be the answer....


Dr. Chilemeister's Insane Hot Sauce
Dr. Chilemeister's Insane Hot Sauce
Our Price: $4.95


Here is the Prescription for those who enjoy intolerable heat. Dr. Chilemeister's sick and evil deadly brew should be used with caution. Pain can become addictive!


Slap Your Mamma Hot Sauce
Slap Your Mamma Hot Sauce
Our Price: $6.49


With a commitment to great flavor but kicking up the heat a few notches, this unique sauce combines the delicious taste of the habanero pepper with a unique mustard base. While satisfying the true hot sauce enthusiast's thirst for heat, we do so without pepper extracts. The punch comes from a blend of hot habanero peppers, carrots, secret spices and a healthy fistful of garlic. This sauce is so addictive, you might "Slap Your Mamma" for just a taste. Well maybe not your Mama, but someone else's. Remember that nasty old hag down the street who used to keep your baseball when it landed in her backyard? Slap her instead.


Alien Anal-Probe Xtra Terestial
Alien Anal-Probe Xtra Terestial
Our Price: $5.95


"Bone Home! Anal encounters of the fiery kind!" This is one hot sauce. Those aliens really know how to make a probe to uncharted areas.


Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce
Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


Professor Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin Recipe #2, XXX - Hot Sauce. This extreme hot sauce blends applesauce, curry, raisins, balsamic vinegar and additional secret spices for an exotic taste and aromas reminiscent of the markets of New Delhi. Extends well with pineapple, mango, or apple cider for a flavorful marinade, with plenty of heat. A touch of the Far East to lubricate your western recipies.


Buhba's Butt Blaster X-Hot Sauce
Buhba's Butt Blaster X-Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


Buhba's Butt Blaster X-Hot Sauce, an explosion of a sauce that will make you high tail it to the old out house for relief. Buhba's funky formula includes mustard, apple cider vinegar, habanero peppers, chile extract, sugar, spices and xanthan gum. Buhba's is a South Carolina style extreme hot sauce. Add to your favorite mustard BBQ sauce and bring a little "Butt Blasting" heat into the mix.


Hot Bitch At The Beach
Hot Bitch At The Beach
Our Price: $4.95


Designed to be hot, yet taste great too! For grillin' & bastin' and table top use. Created by Starboard Chefs to cook with fresh seafood & to match up well with all meats!


Rectal Rocket Fuel Hot Sauce
Rectal Rocket Fuel Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


Rectal Rocket Fuel Island Jerk Hot Sauce - The name says it all. This jerk sauce will knock you for a loop. The outhouse will never be the same! Enter the world of flavor and pain with this amazing sauce! It will deliver a bold caribbean flavor along with a level of heat that you won't be forgetting any time soon!


Scorned Woman Hot Sauce
Scorned Woman Hot Sauce
Our Price: $4.95


Scorned Woman Hot Sauce - "Hell Hath No Fury Like A Scorned Woman! Heat it up! Been looking for a hot sauce that sits up and begs for attention? Meet the Scorned Woman and watch your body temperature rise. You've had the amateurs, prepare now for the big league."


Hot Buns At The Beach Hot Sauce
Hot Buns At The Beach Hot Sauce
Our Price: $4.95


Hot Buns At The Beach -- This sauce will burn your buns, keep the burn intact, and still taste great!


Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally Hot Sauce
Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally Habanero Hot Sauce - "Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would steal the wooden leg from a handicapped person. So it was no surprise when someone slipped some of this homemade hot sauce into Chet's moonshine. After one sip, big Chet fell to his knees and with a tear in his eye shouted, "Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally!!"


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Fork 'N Halo Original Sin BBQ Sauce
Fork 'N Halo Original Sin BBQ Sauce
Our Price: $6.49


Mad Dog Hot Sauce Gift Pack
Mad Dog Hot Sauce Gift Pack
Our Price: $25.95


Dave's Hot Sauce Gift Set
Dave's Hot Sauce Gift Set
Our Price: $26.99


The Source Hot Sauce
The Source Hot Sauce
Our Price: $89.95


Big Bob Gibson White BBQ Sauce
Big Bob Gibson White BBQ Sauce
Our Price: $5.95


Duke's Road House BBQ Sauce
Duke's Road House BBQ Sauce
Our Price: $6.95


Mary's Cherry Rub
Mary's Cherry Rub
Our Price: $5.95


Da Bomb Ground Zero
Da Bomb Ground Zero
Our Price: $10.95



 

 

Funny Hot Sauces

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