Funny Hot Sauces

Our funniest hot sauces all in one place. These hot sauces will certainly make you laugh while you are enjoying the heat.

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Alien Anal-Probe Xtra Terestial
"Bone Home! Anal encounters of the fiery kind!" This is one hot sauce. Those aliens really know how to make a probe to uncharted areas.

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Ass Whoopin' Redneck Sauce
Ass Whoopin' Red Neck Sauce It's Some Hot Sh*t Y'all! Made with Habanero peppers this sauce from the south make an excellent ingredient for stews, chilis or to use as a wing sauce. Sure to fire up y'er squirrel, possum, rabbit and most other roadkill!

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Big Pecker Habanero Hot Sauce
Insane Chicken’s Big Pecker Habanero Hot Sauce has flavor as big as … well… his beak! Packed with the powerful flavor of Habaneros and fresh ingredients it will have you panting for more, more, more! Climb on board and enjoy the best tasting ride of your life.

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Buhba's Butt Blaster X-Hot Sauce
Buhba's Butt Blaster X-Hot Sauce, an explosion of a sauce that will make you high tail it to the old out house for relief. Buhba's funky formula includes mustard, apple cider vinegar, habanero peppers, chile extract, sugar, spices and xanthan gum. Buhba's is a South Carolina style extreme hot sauce. Add to your favorite mustard BBQ sauce and bring a little "Butt Blasting" heat into the mix.

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Charlie's Hard Times Hot Sauce
Who hasn’t been through a little bit of hard times lately? This sauce will have you forgetting about your hard luck and spicing up your life. Charlie Hard Times hot sauce is great with anything you can get in the bread lines, soup lines or job lines. Use liberally to make everything all better.

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Choke Your Chicken Hot Sauce
Choke Your Chicken Peri-Peri Hot Sauce is a sauce that will have you panting, pleading and calling out for mercy. But, you will not fnd any in this bottle.

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Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce
Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is a crowd pleaser that is imported from Barbados. The key ingredients are Scotch Bonnet peppers and mustard which make an unbelievable flavor combination. You cannot go wrong with this hot sauce, everyone that I have to try it have instantly fell in love with the delicious flavor. This sauce has an great label to go along with it's outstanding taste.

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Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Hot Sauce
Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Hot Sauce - This Hot Sauce comes complete with the awesome pink brain bottle topper. This award winning XXX-Hot Sauce is made with interesting ingredients such as mandarin oranges and mangos and is packed full of Habanero and Chipolte peppers.

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Dr. Chilemeister's PhD of Pain Red Hot Sauce
Here is the Prescription for those who enjoy intolerable heat. Dr. Chilemeister's sick and evil deadly brew should be used with caution. Pain can become addictive!

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Great White Shark Predator Hot Sauce
Great White Shark Predator Hot Sauce. This sauce is mixed with six different fruits, so that the "Heat Bite" will actually taste good. This is one blazing fruit stick. NATIONAL CHAMPION Super Hot, Hot Sauce. Peppers has done it again with this great multi purpose sauce ranking at #8 on our top 20 list! It'll burn your taste buds! "This sauce is too hot for "normal" landlubbers. It will attack you with no warning and take a big bite out of your ass!" Use as a food supplement only! One Drop at a time!

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Heine Hurtin' Red Hot - Hot Sauce
Heine Hurtin' Red Hot - Hot Sauce. Sweet, spreadable heat. The perfect party sauce when poured over any cream cheese brick or mold. One of the biggest requests at our retail store's taster bar. An exciting combo of sweet & hot; serve on the side with chicken, pork, lamb, or add to eggs. This is Luther's favorite sauce and Randi uses this sauce in catered food quite frequently.

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Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce
Hemorrhoid Helper hot sauce is a hot sauce packed full of delicious habanero peppers that will add a little kick to any meal.

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Hot Buns At The Beach Hot Sauce
Hot Buns At The Beach -- This sauce will burn your buns, keep the burn intact, and still taste great!

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Hot Hippo Hot Sauce
Hot Hippo’s main ingredient is the very hot – in taste and popularity – peri-peri pepper, claimed by some to be the hottest pepper in Africa. The peri-peri – also known as the African devil – has a unique, wonderful flavor that’s got hot sauce users all heated up. Hot Hippo is a great way to introduce your palate to this delicious pepper, which is widely used in countries such as Mozambique, South Africa, Zimbabwe, and Portugal, and is increasingly popular in the U.S.

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Idiot Boyz Habanero Hot Sauce
Don't let the idiots on the bottle fool you, this baby is ultra hot. Idiot Boyz Habanero Hot Sauce is made with killer habanero peppers, lime juice and garlic to make it a balanced hot sauce that has both flavor and heat.

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Irish Hooligan Hot Sauce
Irish Hooligan Hot Sauce - Like all tough guys this sauce will never apologize and frankly, it doesn’t have to. Fueled with pure and fresh ingredients it is a powerful sauce that will floor you. This is a sauce that matches the feisty nature of an Irish Hooligan and the great flavor of your favorite go-to condiment.


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Irish Scream Hot Sauce
The Irish are known for many a thing but, hot sauce? This Irish Scream hot sauce will change your mind on what make the Irish such a tough bunch.

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Kiss Your Ass GoodBye Hot Sauce
An especially tasty garlic & Habanero sauce Kiss Your Ass GoodBye hot sauce is one of the best label designs as well, with a thong clad, long haired bathing beauty. Great Louisiana style, medium heat hot sauce that matches all food groups, and has the fresh garlic taste to enable it to stand up to all chilis, as well as cajun & Mexican foods.

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Mac Daddy Hot Sauce
This is a hot sauce with street creds and attitude. Only bad asses should attempt to take this kind of heat!

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Mad Cat Hot Sauce
Mad Cat Hot Sauce is absolutely scrumptious and it will make you taste buds purr with delight.

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Neal's Hairy Ass Hot Sauce
Neal's Hairy Ass Hot Sauce. Ignite the flavorful fuse on your taste buds and feel the heat that hurts so good. Neal's Hairy Ass Hot Sauce is the product of a quest. A quest for heat and  flavor. Neal developed this sauce at Cisco's Cafe. Over the 20 years that Cisco's has been serving the best Mexican food in Miami. This sauce ha an unexpected explosion of taste & spices that is not for the faint of heart!! This sauce is for the true hot sauce lover.

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Obama's Heath Care Hot Sauce
Finally we have a health care program we can all get behind! This Hot Sauce will fix everything that ails you. No more need to go to the doctor or have that pesky operation – just drink this and everything will be just fine. Made with the promise of change and the hope of not ever get too sick again!

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Pleasure & Pain Rated XXX Hot Sauce
Try this XXX Hot sauce. How hot can you take it? Step right up if you think you can handle it. This naughty little sauce is going to hurt you with the pleasure of an endorphin rush. A kind of chile pepper buzz or something like that. First there's the pain and then there's this great feeling of pleasure.

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Potty Mouth Hot Sauce w/ Toilet Key Chain
Potty Mouth Hot Sauce complete with toilet bowl keychain. Is your mouth down in the dumper? Use this Hot Sauce in place of mouthwash and you'll be spittin' fire all day long

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Psycho Soy Hot Sauce
Soy sauce with garlic and chile extract to make a spicy choice for your asain dishes, This is great as a marinade with fruit or fruit juices. Wakes up any stir fry or rice recipe.

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Rectal Rocket Fuel Hot Sauce
Rectal Rocket Fuel Island Jerk Hot Sauce - The name says it all. This jerk sauce will knock you for a loop. The outhouse will never be the same! Enter the world of flavor and pain with this amazing sauce! It will deliver a bold caribbean flavor along with a level of heat that you won't be forgetting any time soon!

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Sauce Bitch Hot Sauce
Sauce Bitch Hot Sauce is a tasty blend of pineapple, mangos, oranges and raisin, plus a bunch of fiery red habanero peppers. The makes for a delightful flavor assault on your mouth. This sauce hits all the flavor point and balances the heat with a bountiful bunch of tropical friuts. Once you try it you will keep coming back for more.



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Sir Fartalot Hot Sauce
Sir Fartalot Hot Sauce spices up any meal and is especially fruitfull as an additive to beans. The savory recipe includes Jalapeno peppers, Honey and Gold Tequila. Sir Fartalot hot sauce also tastes great on eggs, chicken, cheese, burgers, hot dogs, BBQ and almost anything else.

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Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally Hot Sauce
Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally Habanero Hot Sauce - "Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would steal the wooden leg from a handicapped person. So it was no surprise when someone slipped some of this homemade hot sauce into Chet's moonshine. After one sip, big Chet fell to his knees and with a tear in his eye shouted, "Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally!!"

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Tighty Whitey Hot Sauce
Tighty Whitey Hot Sauce. Tighten up your briefs for this one of a kind hot sauce that will be sure to light your butt on fire! Squeeze the brief's and let one rip!! We are not responsible for wet farts. This sauce has no fat, no calories and has low carbs!

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Trailer Trash Hot Sauce
Well, not all trailer trash stays where it belongs - in the trailer park. Sometimes there is an escape. This sauce happened to followed a few punks out of the park and it has been on the loose ever since. There's something so liberating about slumming it every once it a while. Why don't you give it a try.

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Ultimate Burn Hot Sauce
This sauce will leave you with the ultimate burn. This woman is very brazen. The scratch-off top on Ultimate Burn Hot Sauce reveals a sauce of flavor and substance. This hot sauce has no cholesterol and zero calories. Your endorphins will flow without restraint, while your senses bask in the fire of pure, untainted tropical pleasure of Ultimate Burn Hot Sauce.

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Who Gives a Rat's Ass Hot Sauce
Feeling a little apathetic? Not quite engaged in what is going on around you? This sauce will snap you right out of it. Better yet, send someone you know a "Who Gives A Rat’s Ass Hot Sauce" today to let them really know how you feel. Be prepared to not a thank you note in return though if they don’t have a good sense of humor.

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Slap Your Mamma Hot Sauce
With a commitment to great flavor but kicking up the heat a few notches, this unique sauce combines the delicious taste of the habanero pepper with a unique mustard base. While satisfying the true hot sauce enthusiast's thirst for heat, we do so without pepper extracts. The punch comes from a blend of hot habanero peppers, carrots, secret spices and a healthy fistful of garlic. This sauce is so addictive, you might "Slap Your Mamma" for just a taste. Well maybe not your Mama, but someone else's. Remember that nasty old hag down the street who used to keep your baseball when it landed in her backyard? Slap her instead.

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Thai Monkey Hot Sauce
This is a great tasting hot and spicy Thai Peanut sauce. Great on stir-fry.

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Bacon Hot Sauce
Bacon Hot Sauce brings together a pair of things near and dear to our hearts - bacon and hot sauce. You already know the expression "When Pigs Fly"? That is what chicken wings drizzled with Bacon Hot Sauce taste like. Incredibly good. Bacon Hot Sauce can also be incredible mixed into burgers or sprinkled on some normally lackluster pizza. However our all-time favorite is the Bacon Mary, created using tomato juice, vodka, Bacon Hot Sauce, and a touch of fresh fresh lemon juice. And rather than a celery stick for garnish, we put in a crisp piece of bacon. Brilliant!


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Camel Toe Hot Sauce
Camel Toe Hot Sauce is made with Mangoes adds the flavor that every man loves to meals. Try a little Camel Toe on your eggs or chicken. It makes a great gift for that Camel Toe lover in your life.

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Colon Blow Hot Sauce
Colon Blow Hot Sauce "A Red Habanero Enema" will make your colon scream in pain. This is a sauce that you will not forget quickly. Made with Habanero Peppers this is one of our hottest sauces and if you need feel a little constipated this baby will clean you right out.

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Don't Piss Me Off Hot Sauce
Watch out! This one has an attitude! This sauce was made from ill tempered and agitated ingredients. You know what they say...spare the rod spoil the sauce. Why don't we see how you handle this sauce with its' bad attitude. The bottle is accompanied by a key chain that will...well...allow you to show your displeasure if by some chance someone is unlucky enough to "piss you off".

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InsaneChicken's Fire Roasted Habanero Hot Sauce
Shake your tails feathers and rejoice! Our own exclusive Insane Chicken hot sauce has arrived and is available to you. Made with roasted Habenero peppers, fresh limes, garlic and onion there is no other hot sauce out there quite like it. The heat level on this sauce is truly insane.

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Under the Influence Hot Sauce
You won't mind failing a field sobriety test for Under the Influence Hot Sauce. The only eye to hand coordination that you need is getting this sauce from the bottle to your mouth. Judicial Flavors has taken the intoxicating delights of tomatillos and chilies to create this dangerously close to illegal sauce. So, don't eat and drive.

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Nuckin Futs Hot Sauce
Nuckin' Futs hot sauce - WARNING: EX-SCREAMLY HOT!! TOO MUCH WILL DRIVE YOU NUTS! "Overall Grand Champion & 1st Place National Fiery Food Challenge 2003 " Use at your own risk!

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Arrogant Bastard Ale
Made with Arrogant Bastard Ale this hot sauce has attitude! This hot sauce will add kick to anything and take all the credit too.

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Crazy Mother Pucker's Cayenne Concoction Hot Sauce
From the Crazy Mother Pucker's line, this sauce is loaded with Cayenne pepper flavor and or course, Habenero Peppers are still first on the list of the ingredients in case you thought this sauce in not so hot. Pour on this sauce and know what it means to get Pucked.

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Crazy Mother Pucker's Fire Roasted Fusion
Crazy Mother Pucker's Fire Roasted Fusion Hot Sauce 5.7oz: You ain't been pucked till ya been mother pucked! You'd be a crazy mother pucker if you didn't love Crazy Mother Pucker's Fire Roasted Fusion Hot Sauce! This gourmet sauce is a unique blend of Roasted Habanero Peppers, Roasted Garlic, Crushed Tomatoes, and Fresh Onions.

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Crazy Mother Pucker's Groovy Garlic Hot Sauce
Crazy for Garlic? Try this sauce out that is packed with fresh garlic that you can see through out the bottle. Made from a simple list of ingredients you will appreciate the simplicity of it all when you taste it. Hot sauce is good for you, garlic is good for you, this stuff is GREAT for you!

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Crazy Mother Pucker's Habitual Jalapeno
Crazy Mother Pucker's Habitual Jalapeno Hot Sauce is an addictive sauce that is packed with fresh jalapenos and flavored with the just the right amount of garlic and tequila. This delicious sauce will go on just about anything. Try it on fish, chilli, steak or any variety of Mexican food.

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Crazy Mother Pucker's Liquid Lava XXX Hot Sauce
Liquid Lava - Crazy Mother Pucker's Liquid Lava Hot Sauce. If you like your hot sauce "super hot", then you will love Liquid Lava Hot Sauce. It's the perfect combination of flavor and heat featuring aged red peppers, garlic and chili pepper extract.

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Crazy Mother Pucker's Peachy Perversion Hot Sauce
Okay, this sauce peach hot sauce will give you some insight into the Craziness in the Crazy Mother Pucker's Hot Sauce line. Who else would think to add Peaches, Vinegar and Habenero Peppers? No body that's who. A perfect sauce for Chicken or Fish even tofu if that's your style. The ingredients are simple and natural – your will go crazy for it!

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Ass in the Tub Armageddon Special Reserve
This outrageous sauce is guaranteed to burn twice! The hottest in the "Ass in the Tub" series.

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