Funny Hot Sauces

Our funniest hot sauces all in one place. These hot sauces will certainly make you laugh while you are enjoying the heat.

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Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally - The Slap Heard Around the World
Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally - The Slap Heard Around the World - So Hot it requires a Waiver! Chet says that this pepper extract sauce will knock you to your knees. It is mixed with the best tasting ingredients, and capsaicin (the ingredient used in police pepper spray) to make the hottest/greatest tasting sauce on earth. It was designed for people who think they can handle any sauce.

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Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally Hot Sauce
Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally Habanero Hot Sauce - "Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would steal the wooden leg from a handicapped person. So it was no surprise when someone slipped some of this homemade hot sauce into Chet's moonshine. After one sip, big Chet fell to his knees and with a tear in his eye shouted, "Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally!!"

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Submission Gagged, Bound and Blistered Hot Sauce
Caution: this is brutality in a bottle.

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Thai Monkey Hot Sauce
This is a great tasting hot and spicy Thai Peanut sauce. Great on stir-fry.

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The Hottest F@*!kin' Sauce
We Warned You.

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Tighty Whitey Hot Sauce
Tighty Whitey Hot Sauce. Tighten up your briefs for this one of a kind hot sauce that will be sure to light your butt on fire! Squeeze the brief's and let one rip!! We are not responsible for wet farts. This sauce has no fat, no calories and has low carbs!

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Torture Trio Hot Sauce Gift Set
Try this 100% PURE PAIN FORMULA and see what all the screaming is about! It hurts soooo good!

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Trailer Trash Hot Sauce
Well, not all trailer trash stays where it belongs - in the trailer park. Sometimes there is an escape. This sauce happened to followed a few punks out of the park and it has been on the loose ever since. There's something so liberating about slumming it every once it a while. Why don't you give it a try.

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Ultimate Burn Hot Sauce
This sauce will leave you with the ultimate burn. This woman is very brazen. The scratch-off top on Ultimate Burn Hot Sauce reveals a sauce of flavor and substance. This hot sauce has no cholesterol and zero calories. Your endorphins will flow without restraint, while your senses bask in the fire of pure, untainted tropical pleasure of Ultimate Burn Hot Sauce.

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Under the Influence Hot Sauce
You won't mind failing a field sobriety test for Under the Influence Hot Sauce. The only eye to hand coordination that you need is getting this sauce from the bottle to your mouth. Judicial Flavors has taken the intoxicating delights of tomatillos and chilies to create this dangerously close to illegal sauce. So, don't eat and drive.

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Who Gives a Rat's Ass Hot Sauce
Feeling a little apathetic? Not quite engaged in what is going on around you? This sauce will snap you right out of it. Better yet, send someone you know a "Who Gives A Rat’s Ass Hot Sauce" today to let them really know how you feel. Be prepared to not a thank you note in return though if they don’t have a good sense of humor.

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