Ingredients:

• 2 Cans (28oz each) crushed organic tomatoes
• 4 cups reduced-sodium vegetable broth
• 1 cups plain soy milk or low-fat milk
• 1/2 cup Dave’s Hurtin’ Jalapeno Hot Sauce
• 1 tsp. sugar

Directions:

1. Pour tomatoes, broth, and milk into a 4-5 quart pot.
2. Stir together over medium-high heat.
3. Add Dave’s Hurtin’ Jalapeno Hot Sauce and sugar.
4. Cook over medium heat for 20 minutes, stirring occasionally.
5. Garnish with croutons.

Ingredients:

• 6 large jalapeno peppers
• 6 garlic cloves
• 1 small onion
• 2 cups apple cider vinegar
• 1/4 cup chopped cilantro
• 2 teaspoons salt
• juice of 2 limes
• 1 teaspoon black pepper Continue Reading
  

When you open a bottle of Dave’s Total Insanity Hot Sauce, the heat immediately hits your nose and lights a fire, and then you know that this sauce is not for the weak—it’s for chile heads. The heat is not the only thing that your nose will notice. Dave’s Total Insanity Sauce is made of red chiles, vinegar and a hint of garlic.

Dave’s Total Insanity Hot Sauce tastes of red chiles, lime juice, garlic, onions, tomato sauce and vinegar. But the real star is the heat, an intense, sweating heat that stays around for a long time. The heat is provided by red chiles and hot pepper extract. Continue Reading

Ingredients:

• 16 ounces ground beef
• Half cup rice crumbs
• Half a large onion, diced
• 2 sweet long green peppers
• Half cup rice flour mixed with 2 teaspoons sweet paprika and black pepper to taste.
• 2 ounces margarine or butter
• The other half of a large onion diced
• 1 large clove garlic
• Half green or red bell pepper
• 2 vegetable stock cubes mixed with 2 cups water
• Half teaspoon Italian herbs
• Quarter cup chopped jalapenos
• 1 cup grated cheese Continue Reading
  

I get the impression that Mad Dog 357 Mustard Sauce uses its goofy yellow dog much in the same way a wolf might don sheep’s wool. I look at his stupid grin and the chef’s hat with flames and I can’t take him seriously.

The only time I ever see flames on clothing is when they’re being worn by some poser douche bag who spends too much money at Hot Topic, so I wasn’t expecting to be impressed by Jokey yellow dog and his silly mustard sauce. Mistake number one.

The yellow dog who appears to have an access of neck hair, returns on the label of Mad Dog 357 Mustard Sauce, which is a thick, brownish-yellow concoction. Continue Reading