Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce Review
Elixer of Capsaicin Extremus
Hello again! It’s “Atomic Eh?” greeting you on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. What plans do you have for your very near future? I guess the real question is, “Will it be atomic?” I have sitting next to me some sauce sent to me by InsaneChicken.com, who, by the way, seems to have everything for you culinary “Atomic” pleasure. This sauce looks ruthless! I can’t wait to try it.
Label: 4 out of 5
I love the vintage look to this bottle. Very cool black label with a red top wrapper…makes me wonder if it’s the medicine that is just what the doctor ordered. The sauce is thick with an off yellow color that just makes me wonder if it is what my face is going to resemble after I consume some. Ha! Bring it on. The first ingredient in this bottle is Scotch Bonnet Peppers. Most Scotch Bonnets have a heat rating of 100,000–350,000 units on the Scoville scale. For comparison, most jalapeno peppers have a heat rating of 2,500 to 8,000 on the Scoville scale. So this sauce is going to be HOT! Scotch Bonnet peppers are among the most intensely hot of all peppers.
DON’T THEY LOOK HARMLESS?
TASTE AND SMELL 4 out of 5
As I am attempting to remove the wrapper, my mind cannot help but wonder if InsaneChicken.com is trying to kill me! This stuff looks hot! The sauce has a very mild smell. I close the lid and shake it one more time to make sure. I open it and I can smell a very mild spice, onion and vinegar. Trust me, I am not fooled! I know what’s in here and just because it doesn’t have a huge bark doesn’t mean it wont bite you in the @#$!
As I pour some into the spoon I must admit, it looks pretty benign. I still wonder what the heat factor is going to be like. Hey, it tastes great! At first it is a little sweet and then comes the heat. I can even feel the heat on my lips. Off the spoon it is very manageable. Professor Phardtpunders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is appearing to be, at first taste, not off the charts. But, now I must test it with some of my wife’s great cooking. I have found it is the only way to experience a sauce’s true potential. So I liberally spread it on my wife’s tater tot casserole. Yum! Very good! Not too much heat so even the rest of my family got to enjoy it. Doesn’t have an overpowering taste so you can still enjoy the taste of the food you are eating. It is a good compliment to a meal.
This is “Atomic Eh?” asking you, “Is it atomic?”
Oh yeah! It’s atomic baby!
So keep it hot and keep it spicy!
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