Funny Hot Sauces
Our funniest hot sauces all in one place. These hot sauces will certainly make you laugh while you are enjoying the heat.
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"Bone Home! Anal encounters of the fiery kind!" This is one hot sauce. Those aliens really know how to make a probe to uncharted areas.
Made with Arrogant Bastard Ale this hot sauce has attitude! This hot sauce will add kick to anything and take all the credit too.
This outrageous sauce is guaranteed to burn twice! The hottest in the "Ass in the Tub" series.
If the name doesn't scare you, take a look at the ingredients. This one is all the way hot. Habenero peppers and scotch bonnets peppers to make your insides melt and then African oleoresin to rip your ass right off. Please use this sauce only after saying your prayers.
With all the flavor of original Baboon Ass hot sauce and five times the bite, this baboon has gone totally RABID! You get the same amazing flavor with the face numbing heat of pure Chile extract. Work yourself or your friends into a frothing, drooling mess of hysterical madness. Can you tame this crazed simian?
Use extreme caution when consuming this product. Side effects may include, but are not limited to; screaming, crying, sweating, blurry vision, hallucinations, psychosis, frothing at the mouth and a bright red Baboon Ass!
Baboon Ass hot sauce brings a bite and you will be howling long after the first taste. This sauce is made from a combination of hot peppers resulting in a blended flavor that you will go wild for.
Slide this baby between your lips and take a big swallow. Remember: Size does matter, especially in Scoville Units!
Buhba's Butt Blaster X-Hot Sauce, an explosion of a sauce that will make you high tail it to the old out house for relief. Buhba's funky formula includes mustard, apple cider vinegar, habanero peppers, chile extract, sugar, spices and xanthan gum. Buhba's is a South Carolina style extreme hot sauce. Add to your favorite mustard BBQ sauce and bring a little "Butt Blasting" heat into the mix.
Camel Toe Hot Sauce is made with Mangoes adds the flavor that every man loves to meals. Try a little Camel Toe on your eggs or chicken. It makes a great gift for that Camel Toe lover in your life.
Who hasn’t been through a little bit of hard times lately? This sauce will have you forgetting about your hard luck and spicing up your life. Charlie Hard Times hot sauce is great with anything you can get in the bread lines, soup lines or job lines. Use liberally to make everything all better.
Colon Blow Hot Sauce "A Red Habanero Enema" will make your colon scream in pain. This is a sauce that you will not forget quickly. Made with Habanero Peppers this is one of our hottest sauces and if you need feel a little constipated this baby will clean you right out.
Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is a crowd pleaser that is imported from Barbados. The key ingredients are Scotch Bonnet peppers and mustard which make an unbelievable flavor combination. You cannot go wrong with this hot sauce, everyone that I have to try it have instantly fell in love with the delicious flavor. This sauce has an great label to go along with it's outstanding taste.
Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Hot Sauce - This Hot Sauce comes complete with the awesome pink brain bottle topper. This award winning XXX-Hot Sauce is made with interesting ingredients such as mandarin oranges and mangos and is packed full of Habanero and Chipolte peppers.
From the Crazy Mother Pucker's line, this sauce is loaded with Cayenne pepper flavor and or course, Habenero Peppers are still first on the list of the ingredients in case you thought this sauce in not so hot. Pour on this sauce and know what it means to get Pucked.
Crazy Mother Pucker's Fire Roasted Fusion Hot Sauce 5.7oz: You ain't been pucked till ya been mother pucked! You'd be a crazy mother pucker if you didn't love Crazy Mother Pucker's Fire Roasted Fusion Hot Sauce! This gourmet sauce is a unique blend of Roasted Habanero Peppers, Roasted Garlic, Crushed Tomatoes, and Fresh Onions.
Crazy for Garlic? Try this sauce out that is packed with fresh garlic that you can see through out the bottle. Made from a simple list of ingredients you will appreciate the simplicity of it all when you taste it. Hot sauce is good for you, garlic is good for you, this stuff is GREAT for you!
Crazy Mother Pucker's Habitual Jalapeno Hot Sauce is an addictive sauce that is packed with fresh jalapenos and flavored with the just the right amount of garlic and tequila. This delicious sauce will go on just about anything. Try it on fish, chilli, steak or any variety of Mexican food.
Liquid Lava - Crazy Mother Pucker's Liquid Lava Hot Sauce. If you like your hot sauce "super hot", then you will love Liquid Lava Hot Sauce. It's the perfect combination of flavor and heat featuring aged red peppers, garlic and chili pepper extract.
Okay, this sauce peach hot sauce will give you some insight into the Craziness in the Crazy Mother Pucker's Hot Sauce line. Who else would think to add Peaches, Vinegar and Habenero Peppers? No body that's who. A perfect sauce for Chicken or Fish even tofu if that's your style. The ingredients are simple and natural – your will go crazy for it!
Cupid maybe all cute and cuddly normally but, watch out when he is on a tear! This Fire Roasted Habanero Sauce is made to capture his stinging wrath when he is in one of his moods. Thissauce will bite you and leave a mark.
The Name says it all - 12 hot sauces known not only for their taste but for their labels' lack of it. Hot sauces with an edge.
Watch out! This one has an attitude! This sauce was made from ill tempered and agitated ingredients. You know what they say...spare the rod spoil the sauce. Why don't we see how you handle this sauce with its' bad attitude. The bottle is accompanied by a key chain that will...well...allow you to show your displeasure if by some chance someone is unlucky enough to "piss you off".
Here is the Prescription for those who enjoy intolerable heat. Dr. Chilemeister's sick and evil deadly brew should be used with caution. Pain can become addictive!
Almost nothing can make you laugh more than watching your friend in pain except perhaps the labels on these hot sauces. Sauces that are made to achieve both goals – laughing and pain are included in this set.
This gift is the perfect way to help someone stop feeling what ails them and start feeling an incredible burning sensation throughout their entire body. These special hot sauces have been brought together to form the perfect treatment trio for any ailment. Guaranteed to put a smile on their face.
Great White Shark Predator Hot Sauce. This sauce is mixed with six different fruits, so that the "Heat Bite" will actually taste good. This is one blazing fruit stick. NATIONAL CHAMPION Super Hot, Hot Sauce. Peppers has done it again with this great multi purpose sauce ranking at #8 on our top 20 list! It'll burn your taste buds! "This sauce is too hot for "normal" landlubbers. It will attack you with no warning and take a big bite out of your ass!" Use as a food supplement only! One Drop at a time!
HEARTS A FIRE hot sauce with ingredients like African Birds Eye Chilies will start an eternally burning flame in your heart that you may never be able to put out! It will hurt so good that you will want to feed the flame over and over again.
Heine Hurtin' Red Hot - Hot Sauce. Sweet, spreadable heat. The perfect party sauce when poured over any cream cheese brick or mold. One of the biggest requests at our retail store's taster bar. An exciting combo of sweet & hot; serve on the side with chicken, pork, lamb, or add to eggs. This is Luther's favorite sauce and Randi uses this sauce in catered food quite frequently.
Hemorrhoid Helper hot sauce is a hot sauce packed full of delicious habanero peppers that will add a little kick to any meal.
Hot Buns At The Beach -- This sauce will burn your buns, keep the burn intact, and still taste great!
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